BA (Hons) in Common Sense
That’s the kind of degree we’ll be seeing people getting soon if we’re not careful. It’s all thanks to this wonderful government thinking it knows what’s best for 18 year old school-leavers. Or, at least, thinking it knows what’s best for its figures compared to the rest of Europe.
For those unaware of Labour’s policy on 18-year-old school leavers, it is to get 50% of them into university. That’s right, one in every two of those finishing sixth form should be enrolling on a university course, according to the government. If you consider the amount of people we’re dealing with here, that’s a gross quantity of people flowing into the higher education system.
During the course of Labour’s government, we’ve seen new courses created at many universities precisely for the purpose of getting more people into university. Even the last education secretary, Estelle Morris, described things like media studies as being “Mickey Mouse” courses, and I agree. They’re simply there to bolster the government’s figures - the people coming out of them have wasted 3 years of the lives of both the university’s staff and themselves, along with huge quantities of the tax payers’ money, without gaining a single bit of truly useful, applicable skills and knowledge.
Some may argue that university isn’t about learning specific things, it’s about learning how to guide your own education, and I agree that it is a large part of it. However, why spend 3 years somewhere just learning how to guide your own education and getting nothing else out of it when you could be doing an appreticeship, learning useful skills that will help you to become a valuable member of society in the future. Many of the people on these created-for-figures courses are simply not suited for university, and nor is university suited for them, and that helps no-one at all. However, there are other options that ARE more suitable for them, such as the aforementioned apprenticeships.
The government tries to shepherd 50% of school-leavers into university, and then they wonder why it is that universities are running out of money. If governments didn’t keep trying to shove more and more people into university just for the sake of getting higher numbers on their data sheets, then they wouldn’t have the fiasco with tuition fees that they’re having at the moment. Hell, the student grant would probably still exist, and there wouldn’t be the ridiculous ratios of applicants to places that there are now.
Frankly, the higher education system is a mess. If the government would stop messing around with it then perhaps it would stabilise and actually gain a bit of credibility. As it is, it’s just a giant machine for churning out people with strings of letters after their name but missing the skills necessary to be useful to society.


